Houseshoes
$ 19.95
Keep your feet warm in cozy in the cutest house shoes!
These stylish houseshoes are perfect for any age!
Salteez Beer Salt Strips
$ 8.95
Real Beer Salt Flavor Strips That Stick to Your Bottle, Can, or Cup
Available in Salt & Lime, Chili Lime and Pickle Salt
For a Perfectly Dressed Beer or Seltzer Anytime Anywhere
Peel It, Stick It, Lick It!
Prickly Wicks Soy Candles
$ 17.95
Prickly Wicks products are hand-poured with only the best quality ingredients on the market;
phthalate-free oils, cotton wicks, & a special blend of soy-paraffin wax
that brings the best of both worlds to you; high scent retention & scent throw!
from $ 4.50
Wax Melts
$ 9.95 $ 4.50
These wax melts are ideal for offices, kids rooms, kitchens, bathrooms, or any other room.
Hand poured soy wax melts!
Give as a gift to your friends and family!
Firestarters
$ 19.95
These Firestarters Are Perfect For Your Fireplace, Wood Stove, Campfire, Fire Pits, And Much More!
Each Box Contains 10 Pods And Only 1 Pod is Required Per Fire!
No Paper Or Kindling Required!
Hand Poured In The USA!
Desk Plates
$ 6.95
These hilarious witty desk signs offer the perfect combination of workplace camaraderie and dry wit.
These inexpensive desk accessories feature laser engraved messages and make great gifts for family, friends, and coworkers.
Spice up your office desk with a catchy sign!
Strange"R" Things Bath Bombs
$ 8.95
"This is not yours to fix alone. You act like you're all alone out there in the world, but you're not. You're not alone." -Joyce
"Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?" - Dustin Henderson
Dustin is a smart and creative character! He is always the peacemaker of the group! With his goofy personality, he has the ability to make anybody laugh!
Demogorgon's are powerful demon prince's and are predatory creatures that come for the Upside Down! Their mouths are petal shaped and are lined with sharp teeth. The creatures cant' be tamed because they're led by instinct!
Dustin is a 8.5 oz bath bomb scented in Twilight Woods with a blue embed for added color pay off.
Demogorgon is a 8.5 oz bath bomb scented in Black Raspberry Vanilla
Strange"R" Things Bath Bomb Set comes with both bath bombs!
Cedar Mountain Candles
$ 44.95
Cedar Mountain Wholesale Candles are toxin free, chemical free, eco friendly, and cruelty free. These candles are made with 100% soy wax infused with essential oils. Vessels can be reused, repurposed, recycled.
These 3 wick natural wood dough bowl is filled with dye-free soy wax and cotton wicks. Each dough bowl is made from natural wood. Each candle is shrink wrapped to protect it from shipping and dust until ready to burn. When the candle is gone just wipe clean with warm water and decorate as you please.
Approx. Burn Time: 45 Hours
Approximate Dimensions: 9”‐10” L x 6”‐7” W x 2”‐ 3” H
Weight: 13 oz
Smiley Bath Bomb
$ 7.50
This 8.5 oz bath bomb is a big one! We have placed a blue embed inside for a 2 color pay off in tub! Scented in Akasha fragrance.
Listing is for one bath bomb.
Dish Scrubbies
$ 10.95
Handmade Dish Scrubbies
Each package comes with 3 scrubbies.
Colors will vary per package
Coffee Mugs
$ 11.95
These hilarious mugs offer the perfect combination of workplace camaraderie and dry wit and make perfect gifts for family, friends, and coworkers.
Coffee taste better in a fun cup!
Dishwasher and microwave safe.
Hangin' with the Homies Air Freshener
$ 8.95
Tired of that tree swingin' from your rear vision?
Time to start Hangin' with the Homies!
Listing is for one freshener, options below!
Tupac in Cool Water, all others scented in Black Ice.
Toaster Bath Bomb
$ 8.95
This style bath bomb has became a TicTok sensation!
Large 6.7 oz bomb scented in Akasha, hand painted with pink and teal embeds will fizz out fun colors in the tub!
Akasha is a floral blend with vanilla milk undertones, a loud and dreamy scent!
Mixture Laundry Wash
$ 21.95
- 32 oz laundry wash
- Handmade laundry wash
- Add to your laundry for your favorite scent all day and night
- Can be used on most fabrics
- Use in traditional or HE washing machines
- Approximate number of uses: 16-32 loads
No 5 Salt & Sage - Beach Day - Top notes of sea air, salt, and mineral textures of sand and stone. Driftwood, seaweed, and strong sage.
No 14 Black Pepper - Extraordinaire - Strong black pepper oil, vetiver, bergamot, and musk round out this rich and exotic blend.
No 22 Vat 9 - Truly Special - Blended our Vat #9. Opens up with cranberry, clove, honeysuckle, and cedarwood followed by vanilla sugar and nutmeg.
No 27 Cashmere Spicy floral as found in an Oriental garden. Strong jasmine, rose, and tuberose followed by orange, black pepper, and musk
P'Jama Rama Pajama Pants
$ 19.95
SLEEPWEAR WITH FUN, BOLD, AND CHIC PRINTS LET YOU SHOW OFF YOUR PERSONALITY IN COMFORT.
*Puppy Parade Picture is to show print, it is only available in PANTS*
Blue Q Kitchen Towels
$ 13.95
Helps you sparkle and shine! Blue Q Dish Towels are 21" x 28" and are super absorbent! 1% of the sale of Blue Q products is donated to the Hunger Relief Programs throughout the world!
Blue Q Oven Mitts
$ 13.95
Helps you handle the hot stuff! Blue Q Oven Mitts are super-insulated & 100% cotton! 1% of the sale of Blue Q products is donated to the Hunger Relief Programs throughout the world!
Hats
$ 15.95
The cutest hats for when you are on the go!
Adjustable
Starting at $15.95
Whiskey River Pencil Sets
$ 10.95
These Witty Pencil Sets are the Perfect Gift for your Friends and Family!
Standard #2 Pencils
Made in the USA
Planters
$ 12.95
Brighten up any home or office with our sassy Say What small planters! Made of durable stoneware, these cheeky planters are perfect for the gardening gossip, with cute plant puns and fun decorative colors. Featuring a modern matte finish, these ceramic containers are perfect for air plants, succulents or cacti. Planters make fun and functional gifts for gardeners, flower lovers, and anyone who appreciates the beauty of living things. Dishwasher safe.
Dimensions: 3.25″H x 3.25″Dia. Small Priced at $12.95
4.5"H x 4.5" Dia. Large Priced at $15.95
Duke Cannon Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap
$ 9.95 $ 4.97
Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad. Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans.
*3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal
*Made in the USA by humans, not elves...
*May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
*A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty
Size: 10 oz. This product has an intentionally distressed looking carton*
Mixture Hard Surface Cleaner
$ 10.95
Whistle while you work! Keep your home's hard surfaces fresh and fragrant with this spray cleaner. Perfect for the ktichen & bath!
-Streak free
-18 fl oz.
No 5 Salt & Sage - Beach Day - Top notes of sea air, salt, and mineral textures of sand and stone. Driftwood, seaweed, and strong sage.
No 14 Black Pepper - Extraordinaire - Strong black pepper oil, vetiver, bergamot, and musk round out this rich and exotic blend.
No 22 Vat 9 - Truly Special - Blended our Vat #9. Opens up with cranberry, clove, honeysuckle, and cedarwood followed by vanilla sugar and nutmeg.
No 27 Cashmere Spicy floral as found in an Oriental garden. Strong jasmine, rose, and tuberose followed by orange, black pepper, and musk
Misheard Lyrics Pint Cups
$ 14.95
Misheard Lyrics Glass Dimensions: One Pint (16 oz)Care Instructions: Hand wash recommended
Bullet Vibrator Bath Bomb- Adult
$ 20.95 - Sold Out
Bath Bomb Surprise Vibrator Bullet inside. Made in the USA.
'It's the bomb' exclusive Naughty Mystery Toy - This erotic gift under $21 comes with a Bullet vibrator inside. Don't be fooled, this is no toy. The erotic vibrator packs a punch and is also water proof! After your bath bomb fizzles out, the Bullet comes ready to amp up your sex life.
The fragrance is soft, gentle & romantic. The color is a very light pinkish purple inside the black wrapper.
These naughty bath bombs are made of baking soda, corn starch, epsom salts, essential scented oils, and coloring. Make your shower-bath time fun with fizzles and body bubbles. Our vibrator appears at the end ready to use for some erotic vibrating fun.
This product is not manufactured by Southern Sass, we are a retailer for them.
Car Coasters
$ 8.95
Add these to your vehicle to absorb moisture from your drink to avoid liquid pooling up in your vehicle cup holders.
Car Coasters come in sets of 2.
All car coasters are standard in size designed to fit cup holders in most cars, vans, boats, SUVs, and tricks.
Design incorporates a convenient finger slot on the side for easy removal.
Blue Q Lip Shi*
$ 7.95
This truly is trustworthy, loyal and moisturizing. And in all honestly, it's just really good shit. And super tasty.
.3oz/8.5g
Bath and Body Oil
$ 12.95
Luxurious bath and body oil! This oil leaves your skin feeling silky and hydrated while scenting your bath in our amazing fragrance blends! Made with natural safflower, coconut, sweet almond oil and aloe vera.
Caution: May cause slippery tub!
Product may come with a pump top or disc top depending on current package availability.
Softball Bath Bomb
$ 3.50 - Sold Out
These 6 oz Hand Painted Softball Bath Bombs are perfect for any Softball Player!
Scented in Coco Cabana (Blue Stitch) and Starstruck (Red Stitch)
Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend!!
Blue Q Coin Purse
$ 7.95
It's almost cute how itty-bitty my budget is. Almost. 95% post consumer recycled material.
Blue Balls Bath Bombs
$ 10.95
2 Fifty Shades Scented Bath Bombs per pack! 😳🤣
Koozies
$ 7.95
Huggies, can coolers, cozies, candoms, or coldy-holdies—whatever you like to call these handy can insulators—you can be sure our hilarious Say What? koozies will keep drinks cool and hands dry. Sweat-free, 3mm thick neoprene is durable and washable. Fits snuggly around standard 12 oz. can or bottle. Perfect for the pool, beach, concerts, BBQ, boating, fishing, camping, tailgating or watching the game in your living room, these koozies make fun and easy gifts for friends, family or coworkers!
Pint Glass
$ 12.95
Enjoy an ice cold drink in these outrageously honest Say What pint glasses!
These glasses do the talking for you, featuring a hand-painted color band, these are large enough to hold a full pint.
This glass is a perfect gift for your beer drinking friends!
Hand wash only.
16 oz glass!
Wine Glasses
$ 14.95
Wine tasted better out of a fun glass! These sassy wine glasses feature a hand painted color band.
The perfect gift for any wine lover, these hilarious wine glasses will be a hit at any party and make a great addition to any barware collection!
Handwash only
16oz
Bomb Scent Story Candles
$ 12.95
Our Scent Stories candles are beautiful little works of art, designed to celebrate those important occasions in all of our lives, whether that is a birthday of someone special, moving home, a good old fashioned thank you, or just to show someone you care. As part of our ongoing love affair with pure essential oils, we have added them to each and every one of our candles to help create an ambient atmosphere and can even alter or enhance your mood. With signature fragrances to scent your home, whatever the mood, we’ve got a candle for that.
Unicorn Tales: Get cosy with tales of mystical creatures and wondrous worlds. Wrap up in swirls of raspberry ripple as the Sweet Almond and Frankincense essential oils warm your senses!
Happily Ever After: Raise a glass to the happy couple! Celebrate love of every kind with scents of sweet, pink bubbly, and the uplifting benefits of Bergamot & Mandarin pure essential oils.
You Star: Go you!! Show them how fantastic they are with a pop of glittering grapefruit! Show your congratulations with the gift of Grapefruit & Sweet Orange essential oils.
Mermaid My Day: Fill the room with sparkling coconut scents! Splash into a wave of calm as the Patchouli & Sandalwood essential oils soothe your senses and unleash out your inner mermaid!
Approximate burn time 35 hours.
Eye Masks
$ 8.95
Chill out with these silly gel eye masks!
Tired of your puffy tired eyes? Refresh your eyes with these witty eye masks!
Great funny gift your family and friends!
Simply place in the freezer for 20 minutes and they are ready to use!
Hello World Zipper Pouches
$ 9.95
Cutest bag for storing all your "stuff"
Say What Dog Collar Tags
$ 7.95
Add a little humor to your pup's collar!
Candles and Cream Collection
$ 21.95
Lotion Candles are made with Shea Butter, Coconut Butter, Fragrance or Essential Oils!
8 oz.
Burn the candle and scoop out the lotion and use to moisturize your skin!
Goodhead Shampoo
$ 16.95 - Sold Out
KEEP A GOOD HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS
Get ready for respect-worthy hair so good that it’ll bump your credit score 300 points and crown you karaoke king next Thursday night.
Whether your mane is dry or oily; thick, thinning, or unruly we’ve packed our shampoo with quality ingredients to give you thick, strong, respectable hair that’ll never let you down.
- Blue-Green Algae Extract -- Helps promote thicker hair
- Quinoa Protein -- Strengthens and moisturizes
- Tea Tree -- Cleanses and soothes scalp
- Green Tree -- Repairs and protects from damage
- 16oz wash lasts ~2 months with daily use
One Tough Mother Coffee Mug
$ 13.95 - Sold Out
A coffee mug for all the tough mothers out there!
Food safe
Dishwasher Safe
Microwave Safe
Whiskey River Soap- Zero F*cks
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
None to give.
We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us really liked it when you were just a simple, caring, average Joe. So kudos to you! Even though you couldn't give a F. We know. None to give.
Creamsicle Scented
Fluffy Whipped Soap
$ 13.95
Heaven help us! This fluffy whipped soap is LEGIT! One of the owner's (me) fave! Thick creamy lather and also a great shave cream! Handmade with Coconut Oil + tons of fluff!
Whiskey River Soap- F*cking Meetings
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
Meetings.
The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings... didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint? Because you couldn’t put that in a fucking email? Don't worry. I'll text you all my feedback on Saturday around dawn.
Bourbon in My Coffee Scented
Wristband Keychains
$ 24.95
These wristband keychains are made 15mm silicone beads with leather tassels.
This keychain makes it easy to have your keys and wallet attached to your wristband which easily slides onto your wrist!
Very comfortable and fashionable to wear!
Whiskey River Soap- Social Anxiety
$ 9.95
I'm *cough* super sick
Otherwise, I would TOTALLY go to your [insert any social event here]. You know how much I love mingling. It's just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire. Silly me, I know. We can catch up later this week ... in text.
Vodka Vitamin Water Scented
Fun Guys Kitchen Sponges
$ 8.95 - Sold Out
Have a good time doing the dishes or cleaning up the kitchen with these fun guys kitchen sponges!
These guys are ready to go to work for you and will leave your dishes sparkly clean!
Each sponge measures 4"x4"x1.25"
Self Care Coffee Mug
$ 13.95
Self care is so important why not have a funny mug to remind you to take care of yourself!
This is a perfect witty gift for all those cat lovers out there!
Food Safe'
Dishwasher Safe
Microwave Safe
Donkey Duster Mitt
$ 16.95 - Sold Out
Why not clean your house in style with this donkey dusting mitt!
Need a funny gift for a family member or friend?
Have fun and teach your child to clean with this fun and witty donkey!
