Houseshoes
$ 19.95
Keep your feet warm in cozy in the cutest house shoes!
These stylish houseshoes are perfect for any age!
Wax Melts
$ 9.95
These wax melts are ideal for offices, kids rooms, kitchens, bathrooms, or any other room.
Hand poured soy wax melts!
Give as a gift to your friends and family!
Hats
$ 15.95
The cutest hats for when you are on the go!
Adjustable
Starting at $15.95
Prickly Wicks Soy Candles
$ 17.95
Prickly Wicks products are hand-poured with only the best quality ingredients on the market;
phthalate-free oils, cotton wicks, & a special blend of soy-paraffin wax
that brings the best of both worlds to you; high scent retention & scent throw!
Strange"R" Things Bath Bombs
$ 8.95
"This is not yours to fix alone. You act like you're all alone out there in the world, but you're not. You're not alone." -Joyce
"Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?" - Dustin Henderson
Dustin is a smart and creative character! He is always the peacemaker of the group! With his goofy personality, he has the ability to make anybody laugh!
Demogorgon's are powerful demon prince's and are predatory creatures that come for the Upside Down! Their mouths are petal shaped and are lined with sharp teeth. The creatures cant' be tamed because they're led by instinct!
Dustin is a 8.5 oz bath bomb scented in Twilight Woods with a blue embed for added color pay off.
Demogorgon is a 8.5 oz bath bomb scented in Black Raspberry Vanilla
Strange"R" Things Bath Bomb Set comes with both bath bombs!
Softball Bath Bomb
$ 3.50 - Sold Out
These 6 oz Hand Painted Softball Bath Bombs are perfect for any Softball Player!
Scented in Coco Cabana (Blue Stitch) and Starstruck (Red Stitch)
Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend!!
Bath and Body Oil
$ 12.95
Luxurious bath and body oil! This oil leaves your skin feeling silky and hydrated while scenting your bath in our amazing fragrance blends! Made with natural safflower, coconut, sweet almond oil and aloe vera.
Caution: May cause slippery tub!
Product may come with a pump top or disc top depending on current package availability.
P'Jama Rama Pajama Pants
$ 19.95
SLEEPWEAR WITH FUN, BOLD, AND CHIC PRINTS LET YOU SHOW OFF YOUR PERSONALITY IN COMFORT.
*Puppy Parade Picture is to show print, it is only available in PANTS*
Mixture Laundry Wash
$ 21.95
- 32 oz laundry wash
- Handmade laundry wash
- Add to your laundry for your favorite scent all day and night
- Can be used on most fabrics
- Use in traditional or HE washing machines
- Approximate number of uses: 16-32 loads
No 5 Salt & Sage - Beach Day - Top notes of sea air, salt, and mineral textures of sand and stone. Driftwood, seaweed, and strong sage.
No 14 Black Pepper - Extraordinaire - Strong black pepper oil, vetiver, bergamot, and musk round out this rich and exotic blend.
No 22 Vat 9 - Truly Special - Blended our Vat #9. Opens up with cranberry, clove, honeysuckle, and cedarwood followed by vanilla sugar and nutmeg.
No 27 Cashmere Spicy floral as found in an Oriental garden. Strong jasmine, rose, and tuberose followed by orange, black pepper, and musk
Planters
$ 12.95
Brighten up any home or office with our sassy Say What small planters! Made of durable stoneware, these cheeky planters are perfect for the gardening gossip, with cute plant puns and fun decorative colors. Featuring a modern matte finish, these ceramic containers are perfect for air plants, succulents or cacti. Planters make fun and functional gifts for gardeners, flower lovers, and anyone who appreciates the beauty of living things. Dishwasher safe.
Dimensions: 3.25″H x 3.25″Dia. Small Priced at $12.95
4.5"H x 4.5" Dia. Large Priced at $15.95
Hangin' with the Homies Air Freshener
$ 8.95
Tired of that tree swingin' from your rear vision?
Time to start Hangin' with the Homies!
Listing is for one freshener, options below!
Tupac in Cool Water, all others scented in Black Ice.
Desk Plates
$ 6.95
These hilarious witty desk signs offer the perfect combination of workplace camaraderie and dry wit.
These inexpensive desk accessories feature laser engraved messages and make great gifts for family, friends, and coworkers.
Spice up your office desk with a catchy sign!
Toaster Bath Bomb
$ 8.95
This style bath bomb has became a TicTok sensation!
Large 6.7 oz bomb scented in Akasha, hand painted with pink and teal embeds will fizz out fun colors in the tub!
Akasha is a floral blend with vanilla milk undertones, a loud and dreamy scent!
Dish Scrubbies
$ 10.95
Handmade Dish Scrubbies
Each package comes with 3 scrubbies.
Colors will vary per package
Blue Q Coin Purse
$ 7.95
It's almost cute how itty-bitty my budget is. Almost. 95% post consumer recycled material.
Blue Q Kitchen Towels
$ 13.95
Helps you sparkle and shine! Blue Q Dish Towels are 21" x 28" and are super absorbent! 1% of the sale of Blue Q products is donated to the Hunger Relief Programs throughout the world!
Mixture Hard Surface Cleaner
$ 10.95
Whistle while you work! Keep your home's hard surfaces fresh and fragrant with this spray cleaner. Perfect for the ktichen & bath!
-Streak free
-18 fl oz.
No 5 Salt & Sage - Beach Day - Top notes of sea air, salt, and mineral textures of sand and stone. Driftwood, seaweed, and strong sage.
No 14 Black Pepper - Extraordinaire - Strong black pepper oil, vetiver, bergamot, and musk round out this rich and exotic blend.
No 22 Vat 9 - Truly Special - Blended our Vat #9. Opens up with cranberry, clove, honeysuckle, and cedarwood followed by vanilla sugar and nutmeg.
No 27 Cashmere Spicy floral as found in an Oriental garden. Strong jasmine, rose, and tuberose followed by orange, black pepper, and musk
Smiley Bath Bomb
$ 7.50
This 8.5 oz bath bomb is a big one! We have placed a blue embed inside for a 2 color pay off in tub! Scented in Akasha fragrance.
Listing is for one bath bomb.
Bomb Scent Story Candles
$ 12.95
Our Scent Stories candles are beautiful little works of art, designed to celebrate those important occasions in all of our lives, whether that is a birthday of someone special, moving home, a good old fashioned thank you, or just to show someone you care. As part of our ongoing love affair with pure essential oils, we have added them to each and every one of our candles to help create an ambient atmosphere and can even alter or enhance your mood. With signature fragrances to scent your home, whatever the mood, we’ve got a candle for that.
Unicorn Tales: Get cosy with tales of mystical creatures and wondrous worlds. Wrap up in swirls of raspberry ripple as the Sweet Almond and Frankincense essential oils warm your senses!
Happily Ever After: Raise a glass to the happy couple! Celebrate love of every kind with scents of sweet, pink bubbly, and the uplifting benefits of Bergamot & Mandarin pure essential oils.
You Star: Go you!! Show them how fantastic they are with a pop of glittering grapefruit! Show your congratulations with the gift of Grapefruit & Sweet Orange essential oils.
Mermaid My Day: Fill the room with sparkling coconut scents! Splash into a wave of calm as the Patchouli & Sandalwood essential oils soothe your senses and unleash out your inner mermaid!
Approximate burn time 35 hours.
Ballwash
$ 15.95 - Sold Out
KEEP THE FUNK OFF YOUR JUNK.
Lather your nuts, butt, and body in an invigorating activated charcoal body wash featuring essential oils and plant extracts that moisturizes, cleanses and leaves you smelling fantastic.
- 🖤 Activated Charcoal -- Deep cleans while helping remove bacteria, toxins and dirt.
- 🥥 Coconut Oil -- Helps reduce irritation, itch and protects skin.
- 🌿 Aloe Vera, Cucumber Peel Extract, Lavender & Cedarwood Oil--Natural vitamins, antioxidants and anti-inflammatories to keep you're skin feeling it's best.
- 👃Smell Incrediball --Most Men's body washes leave you smelling like a bottle of cologne exploded on you, GROSS. Ballwash smells great with a clean fresh scent without being overpowering.
Goodhead Shampoo
$ 16.95
KEEP A GOOD HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS
Get ready for respect-worthy hair so good that it’ll bump your credit score 300 points and crown you karaoke king next Thursday night.
Whether your mane is dry or oily; thick, thinning, or unruly we’ve packed our shampoo with quality ingredients to give you thick, strong, respectable hair that’ll never let you down.
- Blue-Green Algae Extract -- Helps promote thicker hair
- Quinoa Protein -- Strengthens and moisturizes
- Tea Tree -- Cleanses and soothes scalp
- Green Tree -- Repairs and protects from damage
- 16oz wash lasts ~2 months with daily use
Hello World Zipper Pouches
$ 9.95
Cutest bag for storing all your "stuff"
Fluffy Whipped Soap
$ 13.95
Heaven help us! This fluffy whipped soap is LEGIT! One of the owner's (me) fave! Thick creamy lather and also a great shave cream! Handmade with Coconut Oil + tons of fluff!
Say What Dog Collar Tags
$ 7.95
Add a little humor to your pup's collar!
Coffee Mugs
$ 11.95
These hilarious mugs offer the perfect combination of workplace camaraderie and dry wit and make perfect gifts for family, friends, and coworkers.
Coffee taste better in a fun cup!
Dishwasher and microwave safe.
Bullet Vibrator Bath Bomb- Adult
$ 20.95
Bath Bomb Surprise Vibrator Bullet inside. Made in the USA.
'It's the bomb' exclusive Naughty Mystery Toy - This erotic gift under $21 comes with a Bullet vibrator inside. Don't be fooled, this is no toy. The erotic vibrator packs a punch and is also water proof! After your bath bomb fizzles out, the Bullet comes ready to amp up your sex life.
The fragrance is soft, gentle & romantic. The color is a very light pinkish purple inside the black wrapper.
These naughty bath bombs are made of baking soda, corn starch, epsom salts, essential scented oils, and coloring. Make your shower-bath time fun with fizzles and body bubbles. Our vibrator appears at the end ready to use for some erotic vibrating fun.
This product is not manufactured by Southern Sass, we are a retailer for them.
Car Coasters
$ 8.95
Add these to your vehicle to absorb moisture from your drink to avoid liquid pooling up in your vehicle cup holders.
Car Coasters come in sets of 2.
All car coasters are standard in size designed to fit cup holders in most cars, vans, boats, SUVs, and tricks.
Design incorporates a convenient finger slot on the side for easy removal.
Cedar Mountain Candles
$ 44.95
Cedar Mountain Wholesale Candles are toxin free, chemical free, eco friendly, and cruelty free. These candles are made with 100% soy wax infused with essential oils. Vessels can be reused, repurposed, recycled.
These 3 wick natural wood dough bowl is filled with dye-free soy wax and cotton wicks. Each dough bowl is made from natural wood. Each candle is shrink wrapped to protect it from shipping and dust until ready to burn. When the candle is gone just wipe clean with warm water and decorate as you please.
Approx. Burn Time: 45 Hours
Approximate Dimensions: 9”‐10” L x 6”‐7” W x 2”‐ 3” H
Weight: 13 oz
Warmie Junior-Sloth
$ 14.95
Donkey Duster Mitt
$ 16.95
Why not clean your house in style with this donkey dusting mitt!
Need a funny gift for a family member or friend?
Have fun and teach your child to clean with this fun and witty donkey!
Whiskey River Soap- Zero F*cks
$ 9.95
None to give.
We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us really liked it when you were just a simple, caring, average Joe. So kudos to you! Even though you couldn't give a F. We know. None to give.
Creamsicle Scented
Warmies Juniors- Alligator
$ 14.95 - Sold Out
Corn Bag
$ 19.95 - Sold Out
Pint Glass
$ 12.95
Enjoy an ice cold drink in these outrageously honest Say What pint glasses!
These glasses do the talking for you, featuring a hand-painted color band, these are large enough to hold a full pint.
This glass is a perfect gift for your beer drinking friends!
Hand wash only.
16 oz glass!
Blue Balls Bath Bombs
$ 10.95
2 Fifty Shades Scented Bath Bombs per pack! 😳🤣
Wristband Keychains
$ 24.95
These wristband keychains are made 15mm silicone beads with leather tassels.
This keychain makes it easy to have your keys and wallet attached to your wristband which easily slides onto your wrist!
Very comfortable and fashionable to wear!
Fun Guys Kitchen Sponges
$ 8.95
Have a good time doing the dishes or cleaning up the kitchen with these fun guys kitchen sponges!
These guys are ready to go to work for you and will leave your dishes sparkly clean!
Each sponge measures 4"x4"x1.25"
One Tough Mother Coffee Mug
$ 13.95
A coffee mug for all the tough mothers out there!
Food safe
Dishwasher Safe
Microwave Safe
Firestarters
$ 19.95
These Firestarters Are Perfect For Your Fireplace, Wood Stove, Campfire, Fire Pits, And Much More!
Each Box Contains 10 Pods And Only 1 Pod is Required Per Fire!
No Paper Or Kindling Required!
Hand Poured In The USA!
80's Board Game
$ 24.95
Dust off your cassettes and tease up your hair as you get ready to take a journey through the outrageous decade we all secretly love!
Roll the dice and get ready to test your knowledge of the 80s with this trivia board game! From sport to tv, and cultural affairs, or music to movies or cultural affairs. How well do you know this beloved decade?
This is the perfect party game to bring out your competitive side!
Wine Glasses
$ 14.95
Wine tasted better out of a fun glass! These sassy wine glasses feature a hand painted color band.
The perfect gift for any wine lover, these hilarious wine glasses will be a hit at any party and make a great addition to any barware collection!
Handwash only
16oz
Koozies
$ 7.95
Huggies, can coolers, cozies, candoms, or coldy-holdies—whatever you like to call these handy can insulators—you can be sure our hilarious Say What? koozies will keep drinks cool and hands dry. Sweat-free, 3mm thick neoprene is durable and washable. Fits snuggly around standard 12 oz. can or bottle. Perfect for the pool, beach, concerts, BBQ, boating, fishing, camping, tailgating or watching the game in your living room, these koozies make fun and easy gifts for friends, family or coworkers!
Candles and Cream Collection
$ 21.95
Lotion Candles are made with Shea Butter, Coconut Butter, Fragrance or Essential Oils!
8 oz.
Burn the candle and scoop out the lotion and use to moisturize your skin!
Whiskey River Soap- Social Anxiety
$ 9.95
I'm *cough* super sick
Otherwise, I would TOTALLY go to your [insert any social event here]. You know how much I love mingling. It's just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire. Silly me, I know. We can catch up later this week ... in text.
Vodka Vitamin Water Scented
Whiskey River Soap- Real Blondes
$ 9.95
Oh, I'm dumb?
Look at you, working ever so diligently at a career that will take you all the way up to middle-management one day! Ok, ok, so I may be on that same career track, but that's not really the issue here, is it? It's my golden locks, isn't it? My lovely, flowing, completely natural sun-kissed waves just set you off. Well, too bad. I'm not apologizing for nothin'.
Barbie Pink Bubblegum Scented
Warmies Junior- Hippo
$ 14.95 - Sold Out
Whiskey River Pencil Sets
$ 10.95
These Witty Pencil Sets are the Perfect Gift for your Friends and Family!
Standard #2 Pencils
Made in the USA
Blue Q Bags
$ 14.95
