Salteez Beer Salt Strips
$ 8.95
Real Beer Salt Flavor Strips That Stick to Your Bottle, Can, or Cup
Available in Salt & Lime, Chili Lime and Pickle Salt
For a Perfectly Dressed Beer or Seltzer Anytime Anywhere
Peel It, Stick It, Lick It!
Houseshoes
$ 18.95
Keep your feet warm in cozy in the cutest house shoes!
These stylish houseshoes are perfect for any age!
Prickly Wicks Soy Candles
$ 17.95
Prickly Wicks products are hand-poured with only the best quality ingredients on the market;
phthalate-free oils, cotton wicks, & a special blend of soy-paraffin wax
that brings the best of both worlds to you; high scent retention & scent throw!
from $ 4.50
Wax Melts
$ 9.95 $ 4.50
These wax melts are ideal for offices, kids rooms, kitchens, bathrooms, or any other room.
Hand poured soy wax melts!
Give as a gift to your friends and family!
Firestarters
$ 19.95
These Firestarters Are Perfect For Your Fireplace, Wood Stove, Campfire, Fire Pits, And Much More!
Each Box Contains 10 Pods And Only 1 Pod is Required Per Fire!
No Paper Or Kindling Required!
Hand Poured In The USA!
Desk Plates
$ 6.95
These hilarious witty desk signs offer the perfect combination of workplace camaraderie and dry wit.
These inexpensive desk accessories feature laser engraved messages and make great gifts for family, friends, and coworkers.
Spice up your office desk with a catchy sign!
Candy Club Sweet Treats
$ 6.99
Ethically sourced, Fair Trade,
These Candy Club mini's are a jar of YUMMY fun! Such a great addition to any gift set or as a treat on it's own!
3 x 2.5" plastic jars
Smiley Bath Bomb
$ 7.50 - Sold Out
This 8.5 oz bath bomb is a big one! We have placed a blue embed inside for a 2 color pay off in tub! Scented in Akasha fragrance.
Listing is for one bath bomb.
Dish Scrubbies
$ 10.95
Handmade Dish Scrubbies
Each package comes with 3 scrubbies.
Colors will vary per package
Cedar Mountain Candles
$ 44.95
Cedar Mountain Wholesale Candles are toxin free, chemical free, eco friendly, and cruelty free. These candles are made with 100% soy wax infused with essential oils. Vessels can be reused, repurposed, recycled.
These 3 wick natural wood dough bowl is filled with dye-free soy wax and cotton wicks. Each dough bowl is made from natural wood. Each candle is shrink wrapped to protect it from shipping and dust until ready to burn. When the candle is gone just wipe clean with warm water and decorate as you please.
Approx. Burn Time: 45 Hours
Approximate Dimensions: 9”‐10” L x 6”‐7” W x 2”‐ 3” H
Weight: 13 oz
Mixture Laundry Wash
$ 21.95
- 32 oz laundry wash
- Handmade laundry wash
- Add to your laundry for your favorite scent all day and night
- Can be used on most fabrics
- Use in traditional or HE washing machines
- Approximate number of uses: 16-32 loads
No 5 Salt & Sage - Beach Day - Top notes of sea air, salt, and mineral textures of sand and stone. Driftwood, seaweed, and strong sage.
No 14 Black Pepper - Extraordinaire - Strong black pepper oil, vetiver, bergamot, and musk round out this rich and exotic blend.
No 22 Vat 9 - Truly Special - Blended our Vat #9. Opens up with cranberry, clove, honeysuckle, and cedarwood followed by vanilla sugar and nutmeg.
No 27 Cashmere Spicy floral as found in an Oriental garden. Strong jasmine, rose, and tuberose followed by orange, black pepper, and musk
Mixture Hard Surface Cleaner
$ 10.95
Whistle while you work! Keep your home's hard surfaces fresh and fragrant with this spray cleaner. Perfect for the ktichen & bath!
-Streak free
-18 fl oz.
No 5 Salt & Sage - Beach Day - Top notes of sea air, salt, and mineral textures of sand and stone. Driftwood, seaweed, and strong sage.
No 14 Black Pepper - Extraordinaire - Strong black pepper oil, vetiver, bergamot, and musk round out this rich and exotic blend.
No 22 Vat 9 - Truly Special - Blended our Vat #9. Opens up with cranberry, clove, honeysuckle, and cedarwood followed by vanilla sugar and nutmeg.
No 27 Cashmere Spicy floral as found in an Oriental garden. Strong jasmine, rose, and tuberose followed by orange, black pepper, and musk
Toaster Bath Bomb
$ 8.95
This style bath bomb has became a TicTok sensation!
Large 6.7 oz bomb scented in Akasha, hand painted with pink and teal embeds will fizz out fun colors in the tub!
Akasha is a floral blend with vanilla milk undertones, a loud and dreamy scent!
Blue Q Kitchen Towels
$ 13.95
Helps you sparkle and shine! Blue Q Dish Towels are 21" x 28" and are super absorbent! 1% of the sale of Blue Q products is donated to the Hunger Relief Programs throughout the world!
Coffee Mugs
$ 11.95
These hilarious mugs offer the perfect combination of workplace camaraderie and dry wit and make perfect gifts for family, friends, and coworkers.
Coffee taste better in a fun cup!
Dishwasher and microwave safe.
P'Jama Rama Pajama Pants
$ 21.95
SLEEPWEAR WITH FUN, BOLD, AND CHIC PRINTS LET YOU SHOW OFF YOUR PERSONALITY IN COMFORT.
*Puppy Parade Picture is to show print, it is only available in PANTS*
Hangin' with the Homies Air Freshener
$ 8.95
Tired of that tree swingin' from your rear vision?
Time to start Hangin' with the Homies!
Listing is for one freshener, options below!
Tupac in Cool Water, all others scented in Black Ice.
Hats
$ 15.95
The cutest hats for when you are on the go!
Adjustable
Starting at $15.95
Bath and Body Oil
$ 12.95
Luxurious bath and body oil! This oil leaves your skin feeling silky and hydrated while scenting your bath in our amazing fragrance blends! Made with natural safflower, coconut, sweet almond oil and aloe vera.
Caution: May cause slippery tub!
Product may come with a pump top or disc top depending on current package availability.
Whiskey River Pencil Sets
$ 10.95
These Witty Pencil Sets are the Perfect Gift for your Friends and Family!
Standard #2 Pencils
Made in the USA
Blue Q Oven Mitts
$ 13.95
Helps you handle the hot stuff! Blue Q Oven Mitts are super-insulated & 100% cotton! 1% of the sale of Blue Q products is donated to the Hunger Relief Programs throughout the world!
Blue Q Lip Shi*
$ 7.95
This truly is trustworthy, loyal and moisturizing. And in all honestly, it's just really good shit. And super tasty.
.3oz/8.5g
Car Coasters
$ 8.95
Add these to your vehicle to absorb moisture from your drink to avoid liquid pooling up in your vehicle cup holders.
Car Coasters come in sets of 2.
All car coasters are standard in size designed to fit cup holders in most cars, vans, boats, SUVs, and tricks.
Design incorporates a convenient finger slot on the side for easy removal.
Planters
$ 12.95
Brighten up any home or office with our sassy Say What small planters! Made of durable stoneware, these cheeky planters are perfect for the gardening gossip, with cute plant puns and fun decorative colors. Featuring a modern matte finish, these ceramic containers are perfect for air plants, succulents or cacti. Planters make fun and functional gifts for gardeners, flower lovers, and anyone who appreciates the beauty of living things. Dishwasher safe.
Dimensions: 3.25″H x 3.25″Dia. Small Priced at $12.95
4.5"H x 4.5" Dia. Large Priced at $15.95
Misheard Lyrics Pint Cups
$ 14.95
Misheard Lyrics Glass Dimensions: One Pint (16 oz)Care Instructions: Hand wash recommended
Blue Balls Bath Bombs
$ 10.95
2 Fifty Shades Scented Bath Bombs per pack! 😳🤣
Blue Q Coin Purse
$ 7.95
It's almost cute how itty-bitty my budget is. Almost. 95% post consumer recycled material.
Koozies
$ 7.95
Huggies, can coolers, cozies, candoms, or coldy-holdies—whatever you like to call these handy can insulators—you can be sure our hilarious Say What? koozies will keep drinks cool and hands dry. Sweat-free, 3mm thick neoprene is durable and washable. Fits snuggly around standard 12 oz. can or bottle. Perfect for the pool, beach, concerts, BBQ, boating, fishing, camping, tailgating or watching the game in your living room, these koozies make fun and easy gifts for friends, family or coworkers!
Wine Glasses
$ 14.95
Wine tasted better out of a fun glass! These sassy wine glasses feature a hand painted color band.
The perfect gift for any wine lover, these hilarious wine glasses will be a hit at any party and make a great addition to any barware collection!
Handwash only
16oz
Candles and Cream Collection
$ 21.95
Lotion Candles are made with Shea Butter, Coconut Butter, Fragrance or Essential Oils!
8 oz.
Burn the candle and scoop out the lotion and use to moisturize your skin!
Say What Dog Collar Tags
$ 7.95
Add a little humor to your pup's collar!
Eye Masks
$ 8.95
Chill out with these silly gel eye masks!
Tired of your puffy tired eyes? Refresh your eyes with these witty eye masks!
Great funny gift your family and friends!
Simply place in the freezer for 20 minutes and they are ready to use!
Pint Glass
$ 12.95
Enjoy an ice cold drink in these outrageously honest Say What pint glasses!
These glasses do the talking for you, featuring a hand-painted color band, these are large enough to hold a full pint.
This glass is a perfect gift for your beer drinking friends!
Hand wash only.
16 oz glass!
Whiskey River Soap- Mom Brain
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, "Mom, he's hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.
Soggy Cheerios Scented
Hello World Zipper Pouches
$ 9.95
Cutest bag for storing all your "stuff"
Fluffy Whipped Soap
$ 13.95
Heaven help us! This fluffy whipped soap is LEGIT! One of the owner's (me) fave! Thick creamy lather and also a great shave cream! Handmade with Coconut Oil + tons of fluff!
Whiskey River Soap- F*cking Meetings
$ 9.95
Meetings.
The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings... didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint? Because you couldn’t put that in a fucking email? Don't worry. I'll text you all my feedback on Saturday around dawn.
Bourbon in My Coffee Scented
Whiskey River Soap- Stoners
$ 9.95
It's 4:20 somewhere...
Blaze it! You don’t have to be in Colorado to get stoned; but it kinda helps when you don’t have to buy your grass from the sketchy high school D.A.R.E. officer like the rest of us. Best to keep this candle around for when the boys in blue show up. Its hypnotic shades of green and dank cannabis scent will provide the perfect cover for that weird smell in your apartment.
Cannabis Scented
This Shit Is Bananas Coffee Mug
$ 13.95
If you are like me you feel like this shit is bananas when you have to get out of bed in the morning!
Why not have a coffee mug that speaks your mind while you are trying to wake up!
Food Safe
Dishwasher Safe
Microwave Safe
Lavender Spongology Back Buffer
$ 26.95
Spongology’s® eco-friendly body wash infused back buffer is especially designed to cleanse areas hard to reach. This All-in-One Beauty Treatment is enriched with a skin softening natural formula and extracts of rosehip, green tea and hibiscus. This buffer will cleanse, exfoliate, massage and tone. Fragranced with essential oil blends.
Ramen Scrubbie
$ 6.95
Top scrub may look like packaged noodles, but it's a hard-working durable sponge tough enough for dormn dishes, yet but gentle enough for cookware and everyday use.
Measures 3.5 x 3.3 x 1"
Patron Saint Candles
$ 13.95
Paraffin wax candle, 12.5 inches tall. Traditional saint candle. Wicks and wax may be off center.
Saint Candles- Pray to the Saints we want, not the ones we need.
Bubble Boob Soap
$ 15.95
Boobie shaped soap! Fun and whimsical. This soap will get him (or her) to wash their hands, easy peasy.
Comes in a cute gift box with a bow!
Gnome Sink Sponge
$ 6.95
Ever get lonely doing the dishes or just don't want to do them?
Why not have fun and let a gnome help you out!
Perfect sponge for cleaning the dishes or just scrubbing countertops around the house!
Great gift for yourself, family, or friends!
Bubble Butt Soap
$ 17.95
This Bubble Butt Soap is a great gag gift for him or her!
All Natural!
Soap on a rope!
Whiskey River Soap- I'm Too Sexy for this Soap
$ 9.95
The truth hurts. At least for this less-sexy-than-me soap. I mean, it's sexy and all, but not as sexy as moi. In fact, looking around, I'm a little too sexy for my surroundings, and I'm not just saying that because I'm sitting on a scratch-and-dent sofa from IKEA and staring at a box of stale Sugar Smacks and a stack of still-frozen waffles. But I am watching Scooby Doo so that does sex it up a smidge.
Sexy Syrup Scented
Goodhead Conditioner
$ 16.95
KEEP A GOOD HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS
Get ready for respect worthy hair so good it’ll have strangers handing you their first-borns and your boss voluntarily increasing your corporate card spending limit. We’ve packed our conditioner with quality ingredients to give you the thick, smooth and strong mane of hair that’ll never let you down.
- Hibiscus Oil -- Helps promote healthier hair
- Argan Oil -- Hydrates, softens and restores shine
- Tea Tree -- Cleanses and soothes scalp
- Olive Oil -- Strengthens and nourishes
- 16oz wash lasts ~2 months with daily use
