Acne Assassin Charcoal Soap
$ 9.95
Activated charcoal acts like a magnet to draw out impurities from the skin and rids the pores of bacteria. This soap works wonders for blackhead and/or oily prone skin. Use on face or any area of the body you are experiencing acne problems. i.e. back, shoulders, etc. I market this soap for use by mechanics and other hands- on blue collar folks after receiving rave reviews on the effectiveness of removing grease, stains and grime from hands and body. This soap contains activated charcoal and marshmallow root. Although the bar is black it does not wash with a black residue. Unscented.
Acne Assassin Foaming Face Wash
$ 12.95
This foaming face and body wash is great for dry and/or combination skin!
Ballwash
$ 15.95
KEEP THE FUNK OFF YOUR JUNK.
Lather your nuts, butt, and body in an invigorating activated charcoal body wash featuring essential oils and plant extracts that moisturizes, cleanses and leaves you smelling fantastic.
- 🖤 Activated Charcoal -- Deep cleans while helping remove bacteria, toxins and dirt.
- 🥥 Coconut Oil -- Helps reduce irritation, itch and protects skin.
- 🌿 Aloe Vera, Cucumber Peel Extract, Lavender & Cedarwood Oil--Natural vitamins, antioxidants and anti-inflammatories to keep you're skin feeling it's best.
- 👃Smell Incrediball --Most Men's body washes leave you smelling like a bottle of cologne exploded on you, GROSS. Ballwash smells great with a clean fresh scent without being overpowering.
Beard Oil
$ 22.95 $ 11.95
Organic oils moisturize and condition beard leaving hair soft and manageable. Apply after shower and comb through! Absorbs in hair without greasiness. Conditions skin and helps relieve the itchiness of facial hair growth. Leaves your woman happy and your friends jealous! Comes in unscented or scent options are available. 1 oz. bottle
Beard Wash
$ 15.95
Pair this Southern Sass Beard Wash with your Southern Sass Beard Oil to keep that beard looking sharp! Conditioning shampoo specially formulated for beards!
Blue Balls Bath Bombs
$ 10.95
2 Fifty Shades Scented Bath Bombs per pack! 😳🤣
Goodhead Conditioner
$ 16.95
KEEP A GOOD HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS
Get ready for respect worthy hair so good it’ll have strangers handing you their first-borns and your boss voluntarily increasing your corporate card spending limit. We’ve packed our conditioner with quality ingredients to give you the thick, smooth and strong mane of hair that’ll never let you down.
- Hibiscus Oil -- Helps promote healthier hair
- Argan Oil -- Hydrates, softens and restores shine
- Tea Tree -- Cleanses and soothes scalp
- Olive Oil -- Strengthens and nourishes
- 16oz wash lasts ~2 months with daily use
Little Penis Puppet Book
$ 9.99
The adventures of Little Penis continue!He’s been around the block but he’s ready for more- and not letting anything stand in his way! This finger puppet parody book continues the story of Little Penis, and this time, he’s ready for new heights, great sights, and some positive vibes! Just put your finger in the puppet hole and read along as he shakes off his lows and gets back on the rise!
Men's Body Wash
$ 9.95
Great lather, rinses clean! Scented in our top selling Men's collection!
Whiskey Bent is our top seller (compare to Abercrombie Fitch Fierce Cologne)
Mister Fizz Macho Scented Bath Bombs
$ 7.95
We designed this line due to numerous customer requests for masculine scented bath bombs! Using the same ingredients as our best selling Mega Melt Moisture Bombs including kaolin clay, coconut oil, cocoa butter and organic coconut milk powder these awesome bombs will NOT disappoint! Super skin nourishing and slow fizzing for long soaks! 6.5 oz each
Penis Pokey Book
$ 9.95
Hardboard book pages filled with humor! Pictured below are a few examples!
