Acne Assassin Charcoal Soap
$ 9.95
Activated charcoal acts like a magnet to draw out impurities from the skin and rids the pores of bacteria. This soap works wonders for blackhead and/or oily prone skin. Use on face or any area of the body you are experiencing acne problems. i.e. back, shoulders, etc. I market this soap for use by mechanics and other hands- on blue collar folks after receiving rave reviews on the effectiveness of removing grease, stains and grime from hands and body. This soap contains activated charcoal and marshmallow root. Although the bar is black it does not wash with a black residue. Unscented.
Acne Assassin Foaming Face Wash
$ 12.95
This foaming face and body wash is great for dry and/or combination skin!
Ball Balm
$ 12.95 - Sold Out
Ball Balm is packed with skin-safe natural ingredients to bring relief and comfort to you and your boys below by providing deep hydration to help soothe and repair chafed, dry or irritated skin.
- 👍 Helps soothe chafing, irritation and calm razor burn.
- 🙌 Fragrance free, paraben-free, sulfate free
- ✈️ 2oz TSA Travel-Approved
Active Ingredients
- Colloidal Oatmeal - helps soothe skin and reduce irritation
- Aloe - Natural anti-oxidant which helps repair skin damage
- Zinc Ricinoleate - natural deodorizer
Ball Guard Deodorant
$ 12.95 - Sold Out
Ballguard ball deodorant applies as a soothing cream and dries instantly as a mess-free powder that helps fight sweat, smell and chafing.
- 👍Helps protect from sweat, odor and irritation
- 🌬️Quickly dries as a mess-free powder.
- 🥶Goes on as a cooling & soothing cream.
- 🙌Talc-free, paraben-free, aluminum-free
- 🇺🇸Made in the USA
- 3.4oz TSA Travel-Approved
Ballwash
$ 15.95 - Sold Out
KEEP THE FUNK OFF YOUR JUNK.
Lather your nuts, butt, and body in an invigorating activated charcoal body wash featuring essential oils and plant extracts that moisturizes, cleanses and leaves you smelling fantastic.
- 🖤 Activated Charcoal -- Deep cleans while helping remove bacteria, toxins and dirt.
- 🥥 Coconut Oil -- Helps reduce irritation, itch and protects skin.
- 🌿 Aloe Vera, Cucumber Peel Extract, Lavender & Cedarwood Oil--Natural vitamins, antioxidants and anti-inflammatories to keep you're skin feeling it's best.
- 👃Smell Incrediball --Most Men's body washes leave you smelling like a bottle of cologne exploded on you, GROSS. Ballwash smells great with a clean fresh scent without being overpowering.
Beard Oil
$ 22.95 $ 11.95
Organic oils moisturize and condition beard leaving hair soft and manageable. Apply after shower and comb through! Absorbs in hair without greasiness. Conditions skin and helps relieve the itchiness of facial hair growth. Leaves your woman happy and your friends jealous! Comes in unscented or scent options are available. 1 oz. bottle
Beard Wash
$ 15.95
Pair this Southern Sass Beard Wash with your Southern Sass Beard Oil to keep that beard looking sharp! Conditioning shampoo specially formulated for beards!
Blue Balls Bath Bombs
$ 10.95
2 Fifty Shades Scented Bath Bombs per pack! 😳🤣
Duke Cannon Best Damn Beard Balm
$ 15.95
- Made with superior grade ingredients like lanolin and cocoa butter, our Beard Balm helps moisturize and protect a man's beard and the face underneath it.
- With a pleasant, woodsy fragrance, and packaged in a premium travel tin, it's like a portable Redwood forest in your pocket.
- Size: 1.6 oz. tin.
Duke Cannon Big as Brick of Soap- Leaf and Leather
$ 9.95
Duke Cannon would rather explore the Great Plains on horseback than navigate the parking lot of an outlet mall in a compact car. It's in the Great Wide Open, about 1000 miles from the nearest food court, where a light breeze carries the scent of old leather mixed with fresh rolled tobacco leaves.
Take a trip back in time when a nice, masculine scent didn't involve citrus fruits or flowers, and experience this American-made soap inspired by leaf and leather.
Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap- Naval Diplomacy
$ 9.95
While other blue soaps are named "Ocean Force" or "Summer Mist," our blue soap is the only one big enough to be named "Naval Diplomacy." With a package sporting the official colors of the U.S. Navy, this superior grade product weighs in at a hefty 10 oz. and has steel cut grains for maximum grip.
To honor the military heritage of our Big Ass Bricks of Soap, this particular item comes in our limited edition WWII-era propaganda package, reminding you that "Naval Diplomacy Starts in Your Shower."
Smells Like Naval Diplomacy (refreshing ocean scent).
Duke Cannon Bloody Knuckles
$ 15.95
Dry, cracked hands are like living testaments to a man's hard work and ingenuity. And while hard-working hands are to be celebrated, let's be honest; dry, cracked hands feel awful.
That's why Duke Cannon introduced Bloody Knuckles Hand Repair Balm. Made with lanolin, it provides much-needed moisture without leaving the hands feeling sticky or greasy (like that stuff in the green jar).
Unscented so your hands don't smell like flowers.
At 5 oz., this is a hearty serving that will last a good long time. Formulated to repair the hands of workers, fighters, and world champions.
Size: 5 oz.
Goodhead Conditioner
$ 16.95
KEEP A GOOD HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS
Get ready for respect worthy hair so good it’ll have strangers handing you their first-borns and your boss voluntarily increasing your corporate card spending limit. We’ve packed our conditioner with quality ingredients to give you the thick, smooth and strong mane of hair that’ll never let you down.
- Hibiscus Oil -- Helps promote healthier hair
- Argan Oil -- Hydrates, softens and restores shine
- Tea Tree -- Cleanses and soothes scalp
- Olive Oil -- Strengthens and nourishes
- 16oz wash lasts ~2 months with daily use
Men's Body Wash
$ 9.95
Great lather, rinses clean! Scented in our top selling Men's collection!
Whiskey Bent is our top seller (compare to Abercrombie Fitch Fierce Cologne)
Mister Fizz Macho Scented Bath Bombs
$ 7.95
We designed this line due to numerous customer requests for masculine scented bath bombs! Using the same ingredients as our best selling Mega Melt Moisture Bombs including kaolin clay, coconut oil, cocoa butter and organic coconut milk powder these awesome bombs will NOT disappoint! Super skin nourishing and slow fizzing for long soaks! 6.5 oz each
Penis Pokey Book
$ 9.95
Hardboard book pages filled with humor! Pictured below are a few examples!
