Acne Assassin Charcoal Soap
$ 9.95
Activated charcoal acts like a magnet to draw out impurities from the skin and rids the pores of bacteria. This soap works wonders for blackhead and/or oily prone skin. Use on face or any area of the body you are experiencing acne problems. i.e. back, shoulders, etc. I market this soap for use by mechanics and other hands- on blue collar folks after receiving rave reviews on the effectiveness of removing grease, stains and grime from hands and body. This soap contains activated charcoal and marshmallow root. Although the bar is black it does not wash with a black residue. Unscented.
Ball Balm
$ 12.95 - Sold Out
Ball Balm is packed with skin-safe natural ingredients to bring relief and comfort to you and your boys below by providing deep hydration to help soothe and repair chafed, dry or irritated skin.
- 👍 Helps soothe chafing, irritation and calm razor burn.
- 🙌 Fragrance free, paraben-free, sulfate free
- ✈️ 2oz TSA Travel-Approved
Active Ingredients
- Colloidal Oatmeal - helps soothe skin and reduce irritation
- Aloe - Natural anti-oxidant which helps repair skin damage
- Zinc Ricinoleate - natural deodorizer
Ball Guard Deodorant
$ 12.95 - Sold Out
Ballguard ball deodorant applies as a soothing cream and dries instantly as a mess-free powder that helps fight sweat, smell and chafing.
- 👍Helps protect from sweat, odor and irritation
- 🌬️Quickly dries as a mess-free powder.
- 🥶Goes on as a cooling & soothing cream.
- 🙌Talc-free, paraben-free, aluminum-free
- Made in the USA
- 3.4oz TSA Travel-Approved
Ballsy Balls and Body Trimmer
$ 70.00
A better waterproof design for better results!
Proper below the belt trimming requires more TLC than trimming that burly beard of yours. From sensitive skin, awkward trimming angles and uneven surfaces your traditional beard trimmer cuts it in all the wrong places!
Say goodbye to nicks, snags, and cuts, and hello to a smooth, close and safe shave. This unique blade design features a tightly spaced squared blade edge designed to eliminate the opportunity for cuts and snags on even the most sensitive skin!
Includes: Ball trimmer head, body trimmer head, charging base, 3 ball trimmer guards, 4 body trimmer guards, cleaning brush, nylon travel bag
90 minute run time!
Ballsy Face Lotion
$ 15.95
Hydrate and condition your skin with this energizing lotion formulated to awaken and prevent dryness from the daily grind. Now get out there and put your best face forward
Ballsy Face Wash
$ 14.95
Cleanse and invigorate your skin with this purifying daily face wash formulated to keep your money maker clear of dirt, oil and whatever else the day has in store.
Beard Oil
$ 22.95 $ 11.95
Organic oils moisturize and condition beard leaving hair soft and manageable. Apply after shower and comb through! Absorbs in hair without greasiness. Conditions skin and helps relieve the itchiness of facial hair growth. Leaves your woman happy and your friends jealous! Comes in unscented or scent options are available. 1 oz. bottle
Beard Wash
$ 15.95
Pair this Southern Sass Beard Wash with your Southern Sass Beard Oil to keep that beard looking sharp! Conditioning shampoo specially formulated for beards!
Blue Balls Bath Bombs
$ 10.95
2 Fifty Shades Scented Bath Bombs per pack! 😳🤣
Duke Cannon After Shave
$ 15.95
This After Shave Reduces Redness, Razor Burn and Bumps, and Tightness. Made in the USA.
Contains a cooling Menthol and Shea Butter to Hydrate your Delicate Skin!
Duke Cannon Best Damn Beard Balm
$ 15.95
- Made with superior grade ingredients like lanolin and cocoa butter, our Beard Balm helps moisturize and protect a man's beard and the face underneath it.
- With a pleasant, woodsy fragrance, and packaged in a premium travel tin, it's like a portable Redwood forest in your pocket.
- Size: 1.6 oz. tin.
Duke Cannon Big ass Brick of Soap- Leaf and Leather
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
Duke Cannon would rather explore the Great Plains on horseback than navigate the parking lot of an outlet mall in a compact car. It's in the Great Wide Open, about 1000 miles from the nearest food court, where a light breeze carries the scent of old leather mixed with fresh rolled tobacco leaves.
Take a trip back in time when a nice, masculine scent didn't involve citrus fruits or flowers, and experience this American-made soap inspired by leaf and leather.
Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap- Naval Diplomacy
$ 9.95
While other blue soaps are named "Ocean Force" or "Summer Mist," our blue soap is the only one big enough to be named "Naval Diplomacy." With a package sporting the official colors of the U.S. Navy, this superior grade product weighs in at a hefty 10 oz. and has steel cut grains for maximum grip.
To honor the military heritage of our Big Ass Bricks of Soap, this particular item comes in our limited edition WWII-era propaganda package, reminding you that "Naval Diplomacy Starts in Your Shower."
Smells Like Naval Diplomacy (refreshing ocean scent).
Duke Cannon Bloody Knuckles
$ 15.95
Dry, cracked hands are like living testaments to a man's hard work and ingenuity. And while hard-working hands are to be celebrated, let's be honest; dry, cracked hands feel awful.
That's why Duke Cannon introduced Bloody Knuckles Hand Repair Balm. Made with lanolin, it provides much-needed moisture without leaving the hands feeling sticky or greasy (like that stuff in the green jar).
Unscented so your hands don't smell like flowers.
At 5 oz., this is a hearty serving that will last a good long time. Formulated to repair the hands of workers, fighters, and world champions.
Size: 5 oz.
Duke Cannon Lip Balm
$ 8.95 - Sold Out
This Offensively Large Duke Cannon Lip Balm provides the perfect lip moisturization for men! Perfect for men and won't even melt in their pocket!
Made in the USA.
Organic, SPF 15
Frothy The Beer Man Soap- Duke Cannon
$ 9.95 $ 4.97
“Frothy the Beer Man was always full of cheer.
With two ice cold mugs and a big ‘ol keg, he preferred to share his beer.”
Share the best stocking stuffer of the (spring) season when you give the Frothy The Beer Man Soap. This large, 10 oz. soap is made with beer, but it doesn’t smell like it. It has a woodsy, sandalwood scent that most men and women find mighty appealing. The perfect gift for any fellow who enjoys the occasional drink and/or the occasional shower.
Smells like 10 oz. of holiday cheer (woodsy, sandalwood scent
Made in the USA by humans, not elves...
Goodhead Conditioner
$ 16.95
KEEP A GOOD HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS
Get ready for respect worthy hair so good it’ll have strangers handing you their first-borns and your boss voluntarily increasing your corporate card spending limit. We’ve packed our conditioner with quality ingredients to give you the thick, smooth and strong mane of hair that’ll never let you down.
- Hibiscus Oil -- Helps promote healthier hair
- Argan Oil -- Hydrates, softens and restores shine
- Tea Tree -- Cleanses and soothes scalp
- Olive Oil -- Strengthens and nourishes
- 16oz wash lasts ~2 months with daily use
Little Penis Puppet Book
$ 9.99 - Sold Out
He’s been around the block but he’s ready for more- and not letting anything stand in his way! This finger puppet parody book continues the story of Little Penis, and this time, he’s ready for new heights, great sights, and some positive vibes! Just put your finger in the puppet hole and read along as he shakes off his lows and gets back on the rise!
Men's Body Wash
$ 9.95
Great lather, rinses clean! Scented in our top selling Men's collection!
Whiskey Bent is our top seller (compare to Abercrombie Fitch Fierce Cologne)
Men's Dopp Bags
$ 22.95
Stay organized wherever you go with these durable man stuff dopp bags!
Perfect for travel or daily use, these large toiletry bags feature a witty debossed message and come with an easy to clean waterproof lining.
Roomy interior provides enough space for all your grooming essentials including deodorant, razors, soap, body wash, shaving cream, toothbrush, toothpaste, and so much more.
These make the perfect gift for friends, family, or someone special.
Mister Fizz Macho Scented Bath Bombs
$ 7.95
We designed this line due to numerous customer requests for masculine scented bath bombs! Using the same ingredients as our best selling Mega Melt Moisture Bombs including kaolin clay, coconut oil, cocoa butter and organic coconut milk powder these awesome bombs will NOT disappoint! Super skin nourishing and slow fizzing for long soaks! 6.5 oz each
Penis Pokey Book
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
Spongelle Men's Super Buffer
$ 14.95
The Spongelle Super Buffer Scrubs, Cleanses, and Hydrates your Skin. The Super Buffer Sponge Contains Body Wash to Cleanse Your Skin!
You Can Get 12+ Washes Out Of One Buffer!
