Acne Assassin Charcoal Soap
$ 9.95
Acne Assassin Charcoal Soap
$ 9.95
Activated charcoal acts like a magnet to draw out impurities from the skin and rids the pores of bacteria. This soap works wonders for blackhead and/or oily prone skin. Use on face or any area of the body you are experiencing acne problems. i.e. back, shoulders, etc. I market this soap for use by mechanics and other hands- on blue collar folks after receiving rave reviews on the effectiveness of removing grease, stains and grime from hands and body. This soap contains activated charcoal and marshmallow root. Although the bar is black it does not wash with a black residue. Unscented.
Acne Assassin Foaming Face Wash
$ 12.95
Acne Assassin Foaming Face Wash
$ 12.95
This foaming face and body wash is great for dry and/or combination skin!
Apple Honey Champagne Artisan Soap Bar
$ 6.95
Apple Honey Champagne Artisan Soap Bar
$ 6.95
Each bar weighs between 4.5 to 5 oz. Listing is for a single soap bar.
Apple Honey Champagne has notes of apples, wild berries and champagne!
Due to the handmade nature of the artisan soaps, colors may vary slightly between loaves.
Made with: Coconut OIl, Olive Oil, Sustainable Palm Oil, Shea Butter, Castor Oil, French Green Clay and Fragrance Oil.
Blackberry Magnolia Artisan Soap Bar
$ 6.95
Blackberry Magnolia Artisan Soap Bar
$ 6.95
Each bar weighs between 4.5 to 5 oz. Listing is for a single soap bar.
Blackberry Magnolia combines the scent of fresh blackberries with notes of apple, magnolia and melon in a sugary base.
Due to the handmade nature of the artisan soaps, colors may vary slightly between loaves.
Made with: Coconut Oil, Olive Oil, Sustainable Palm Oil, Shea Butter, Castor Oil and Fragrance Oil.
Body Wash
$ 10.95
Body Wash
$ 10.95
You just got a whole lot cleaner! This handmade body wash moisturizes while cleansing your skin! It forms a foaming bubbly super lather! 11 oz. of CLEAN!
Boujee Artisan Soap Bar
$ 6.95
Boujee Artisan Soap Bar
$ 6.95
Each handmade bar weighs between 4.5 to 5 oz, listing is for a single soap bar.
Made with Coconut Oil, Olive Oil, Sustainable Palm Oil, Castor Oil, Shea Butter and fragrance oil.
Boujee is a super combo of cherries, pineapple and almond! (Also known as "Sex in the Shower")
Due to the handmade nature of this soap, colors may vary slightly between loaves.
Brazilian Crush Artisan Soap Bar
$ 6.95
Brazilian Crush Artisan Soap Bar
$ 6.95
Each bar weighs between 4.5 to 5 oz, listing is for a single bar. Delicious smelling and skin loving! Made with coconut, olive, sustainable palm oil, castor oil and Shea Butter.
Due to the handmade nature of these bars, they may vary slightly in color between loaves.
Bubble Boob Soap
$ 15.95
Bubble Boob Soap
$ 15.95
Boobie shaped soap! Fun and whimsical. This soap will get him (or her) to wash their hands, easy peasy.
Comes in a cute gift box with a bow!
Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Bay Rum Soap
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Bay Rum Soap
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
Occasionally, even the hardest working fellow could benefit from a slow day spent in flips flops and beach loungers. But when a direct flight to Puerto Vallarta is not an option, Duke Cannon's Big Ass Brick of Bay Rum Soap provides a first class ticket to a better summer scent.
Unlike your Grandpa's Bay Rum, Duke Cannon's option is sunny and bright. Notes of citrus musk, cedarwood, and island spices form an invigorating blend that give you the sense that you're somewhere slightly more relaxing than a cube or a shop floor.
For the carefree feeling of a day with "less $hits given," consider making it a Bay Rum day.
At 10 oz., it's 3x the size of common bar soaps
Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap- Accomplishment
$ 9.95
Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap- Accomplishment
$ 9.95
This superior grade soap product from Duke Cannon Supply Co. is designed to meet the high standards of hard-working men. The incredibly masculine scents of Bergamot and Black Pepper evoke a feeling of drinking a fine scotch in a wood-paneled den. Simply put, it is the scent of accomplishment.
To honor the military heritage of our Big Ass Bricks of Soap, this particular item comes in our limited edition WWII-era propaganda package, reminding you that "Accomplishment is Our Secret Weapon!"
Duke Cannon Big ass Brick of Soap- Leaf and Leather
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
Duke Cannon Big ass Brick of Soap- Leaf and Leather
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
Duke Cannon would rather explore the Great Plains on horseback than navigate the parking lot of an outlet mall in a compact car. It's in the Great Wide Open, about 1000 miles from the nearest food court, where a light breeze carries the scent of old leather mixed with fresh rolled tobacco leaves.
Take a trip back in time when a nice, masculine scent didn't involve citrus fruits or flowers, and experience this American-made soap inspired by leaf and leather.
Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap- Naval Diplomacy
$ 9.95
Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap- Naval Diplomacy
$ 9.95
While other blue soaps are named "Ocean Force" or "Summer Mist," our blue soap is the only one big enough to be named "Naval Diplomacy." With a package sporting the official colors of the U.S. Navy, this superior grade product weighs in at a hefty 10 oz. and has steel cut grains for maximum grip.
To honor the military heritage of our Big Ass Bricks of Soap, this particular item comes in our limited edition WWII-era propaganda package, reminding you that "Naval Diplomacy Starts in Your Shower."
Smells Like Naval Diplomacy (refreshing ocean scent).
Duke Cannon Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap
$ 9.95
$ 4.97
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Duke Cannon Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap
$ 9.95 $ 4.97
Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad. Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans.
*3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal
*Made in the USA by humans, not elves...
*May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
*A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty
Size: 10 oz. This product has an intentionally distressed looking carton*
Duke Cannon Tactical Scrubber, Soap on a Rope
$ 15.95
Duke Cannon Tactical Scrubber, Soap on a Rope
$ 15.95
This is soap-on-a-rope redefined.
This U.S. military-grade tactical soap pouch should be standard-issue for every shower.
To maximize hygiene in tactical situations, this equipment is engineered with a coarse mesh to scrub your hands and feet, and a softer mesh for less rough areas.
The 550-mil-spec paracord keeps your large soap off the ground. Perfect for home, outdoor, or field.
Fluffy Whipped Soap
$ 13.95
Fluffy Whipped Soap
$ 13.95
Heaven help us! This fluffy whipped soap is LEGIT! One of the owner's (me) fave! Thick creamy lather and also a great shave cream! Handmade with Coconut Oil + tons of fluff!
Foaming Hand Soap
$ 6.75
Foaming Hand Soap
$ 6.75
Made with coconut, olive, hemp & jojoba oils this foaming hand soap will clean as well nourish your hands. Often with frequent hand washing we experience dry and cracked skin. We try to heal it with lotions and creams instead of considering the harsh chemicals in the handsoap. This foaming soap holds as many uses as 2.5 liquid bottles of the same size. 8 oz.
Frothy The Beer Man Soap- Duke Cannon
$ 9.95
$ 4.97
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Frothy The Beer Man Soap- Duke Cannon
$ 9.95 $ 4.97
“Frothy the Beer Man was always full of cheer.
With two ice cold mugs and a big ‘ol keg, he preferred to share his beer.”
Share the best stocking stuffer of the (spring) season when you give the Frothy The Beer Man Soap. This large, 10 oz. soap is made with beer, but it doesn’t smell like it. It has a woodsy, sandalwood scent that most men and women find mighty appealing. The perfect gift for any fellow who enjoys the occasional drink and/or the occasional shower.
Smells like 10 oz. of holiday cheer (woodsy, sandalwood scent
Made in the USA by humans, not elves...
Gentle Foaming Baby Wash
$ 9.95
Gentle Foaming Baby Wash
$ 9.95
Wonderful unscented, gentle organic baby wash for your little love.
Loofah Soap
$ 7.00
Loofah Soap
$ 7.00
Quickly becoming our best selling product! Loofah inside a soap?! YES! Exfoliate while you clean! 5 oz.
Mahogany Teakwood Artisan Soap Bar
$ 6.95
Mahogany Teakwood Artisan Soap Bar
$ 6.95
Each bar weighs between 4.5 to 5 oz. Listing is for a single soap bar.
Mahogany Teakwood is a blend of Cedarwood and Oakwood intertwined with Mahogany for a rugged manly scent.
Due to the handmade nature of the artisan soaps, colors may vary slightly between loaves.
Made with: Coconut Oil, Olive Oil, Sustainable Palm Oil, Shea Butter, Castor Oil, Rhassoul Clay and Fragrance Oil.
Men's Body Wash
$ 9.95
Men's Body Wash
$ 9.95
Great lather, rinses clean! Scented in our top selling Men's collection!
Whiskey Bent is our top seller (compare to Abercrombie Fitch Fierce Cologne)
Mixture Liquid Dish Soap
$ 10.95
Mixture Liquid Dish Soap
$ 10.95
From the laundry room to the living room, no place should be without your favorite scent. Mists and diffusers freshen and fragrance areas not fit for candles, while detergents and soaps treat your home to earth-friendly cleanliness. Whistle while you work!
This luxury liquid dish soap will be a total treat for your pots & pans as well as your hands! Cleaning at its Best!
18 fl oz
05 Salt & Sage Top notes of sea air, salt, and mineral textures of sand and stone. Driftwood, seaweed, and strong sage. Beach Day
14 Black Pepper Strong black pepper oil, vetiver, bergamot, and musk round out this rich and exotic blend. Extraordinaire
Oatmeal and Honey Artisan Soap Bar
$ 6.95
Oatmeal and Honey Artisan Soap Bar
$ 6.95
Each bar weighs between 4.5 to 5 oz. Listing is for a single soap bar.
Oatmeal and Honey is a blend of warm oatmeal with sugary notes of fresh honey and light almond.
Due to the handmade nature of the artisan soaps, colors may vary slightly between loaves.
Made with: Coconut Oil, Olive Oil, Sustainable Palm Oil, Shea Butter, Castor Oil, Fragrance Oil and toped with organic oats.
Soap Slime
$ 8.95
Soap Slime
$ 8.95
Wiggly, jiggly soap slime! All of the fun of slime but WITHOUT the mess! This slime is a jelly like soap the kids will have a blast with while getting clean too! Store as you would candy- cool, dry place and use within 2 months of purchase as it is preservative free! <3
Spongelle Soap Sponges
$ 14.95
Spongelle Soap Sponges
$ 14.95
Spongelle's body wash infused buffers are enriched with a blend of energizing and toning extracts. Your skin will feel smooth, toned & rejuvenated after each use.
14+ uses each!
Sweet Grace Artisan Soap Bar
$ 6.95
Sweet Grace Artisan Soap Bar
$ 6.95
Each bar weighs between 4.5 to 5 oz. Listing is for a single soap bar.
Sweet Grace is a bright and loud blend of Citrus, Jasmine, Amber and Sugar.
Due to the handmade nature of this artisan soap, color may vary slightly between loaves.
Made with: Coconut Oil, Olive Oil, Sustainable Palm Oil, Shea Butter, Castor Oil, Fragrance Oil.
Volcano Artisan Soap Bar
$ 6.95
Volcano Artisan Soap Bar
$ 6.95
Each bar weighs between 4.5 to 5 oz. Listing is for a single soap bar.
Volcano has remained THE Southern Sass top selling scent for 2 years! A loud and vibrant blend of coconut, lemon, lime and orange!
Due to the handmade nature of the artisan soaps, colors ay vary slightly between loaves.
Made with: Coconut Oil, Olive Oil, Sustainable Palm Oil, Shea Butter, Castor Oil and Fragrance Oil
Whiskey Bent Artisan Soap Bar
$ 6.95
Whiskey Bent Artisan Soap Bar
$ 6.95
Each bar weighs between 4.5 to 5 oz. Listing is for a single soap bar.
Whiskey Bent is a dupe of the cologne by Abercrombie and Fitch's Fierce, a fresh and smooth scent with aquatic and musk notes. A Southern Sass best seller!
Due to the handmade nature of the artisan soaps, colors may vary slightly between loaves.
Made with: Coconut Oil, Olive Oil, Sustainable Palm Oil, Shea Butter, Castor Oil, Fragrance Oil.
Whiskey River Soap Feeling Good as Hell
$ 9.95
Whiskey River Soap Feeling Good as Hell
$ 9.95
I do my hair toss, check my nails, baby how you feelin'? Yeah, that song had a moment. But you know what? I'm still feeling good as hell! Might be the booze talking (it is), but I think this year is gonna be my best ever.
CK-1 Scented
Whiskey River Soap- Cool Aunt
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
Whiskey River Soap- Cool Aunt
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
Your auntie needs another top-off. It's been a week, I tell ya. My work load is intense and my dating life is an absolute train wreck. Honestly, coming over to see my favorite niece and nephew is giving me life right now. I don't know why your mom complains so much, you two are absolute angels. You know, she wasn't always this strict. You should've seen her in high school, oh my lord, she used to...
Juicy Gossip Scented
Whiskey River Soap- Day Drinking
$ 9.95
Whiskey River Soap- Day Drinking
$ 9.95
It's ten a.m. somewhere.
Honestly, Saturdays were made for day drinking. And Sundays. And Fridays and Mondays and Thursdays. But don't feel guilty about it. It's exactly like going to brunch, except hold the chicken and waffles. You don't want all that heavy grease and gluten screwing with your buzz anyway.
Mojito Scented
Whiskey River Soap- Drinking Buddies
$ 9.95
Whiskey River Soap- Drinking Buddies
$ 9.95
Meet me after work?
Haha. Like I have to ask. I'll see you at 5:01 p.m. on our usual stools at our usual spot with our usual drinks. There's such comfort in rituals. Speaking of rituals, I'm in the bathroom right now Snapchatting you on my fourth break of the day. Only two more breaks and it's five! Cya soon!
Dos Margaritas Scented
Whiskey River Soap- F*cking Meetings
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
Whiskey River Soap- F*cking Meetings
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
Meetings.
The icing on the arsenic cake that is any weekday morning, afternoon or evening. And speaking of evenings... didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p.m. on a Friday, Becky? All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint? Because you couldn’t put that in a fucking email? Don't worry. I'll text you all my feedback on Saturday around dawn.
Bourbon in My Coffee Scented
Whiskey River Soap- I'm Too Sexy for this Soap
$ 9.95
Whiskey River Soap- I'm Too Sexy for this Soap
$ 9.95
The truth hurts. At least for this less-sexy-than-me soap. I mean, it's sexy and all, but not as sexy as moi. In fact, looking around, I'm a little too sexy for my surroundings, and I'm not just saying that because I'm sitting on a scratch-and-dent sofa from IKEA and staring at a box of stale Sugar Smacks and a stack of still-frozen waffles. But I am watching Scooby Doo so that does sex it up a smidge.
Sexy Syrup Scented
Whiskey River Soap- Indoor People
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
Whiskey River Soap- Indoor People
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
Sorry, I don't do rain. Or snow. Or heat. Unless it's the absolute most-perfect, bug-free day of they year, I'm staying in. And why not? I've got books, heat, AC, food, ice cold drinks, Netflix, social media, hot water, my BED, and my CAT. I'm good to go. I prefer staying in and trash-talking with my rubber duckie, thank you very much.
Bubble Bath Buds Scented
Whiskey River Soap- Karens
$ 9.95
Whiskey River Soap- Karens
$ 9.95
Damn, we were all just minding our own businesses behind masks and politeness distances at Trader Joe's and in stormed THIS walking can of hair spray. She startled me so much I dropped my non-dairy oat beverage, which you know is vital to my health after that last bout with lactose intolerance at the skating rink. It's the question that keeps haunting us all. No really, who let her in here?
Spiky Hair Styling Mousse Scented
Whiskey River Soap- Mom Brain
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
Whiskey River Soap- Mom Brain
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, "Mom, he's hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.
Soggy Cheerios Scented
Whiskey River Soap- Mystery Brunette
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
Whiskey River Soap- Mystery Brunette
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
My, aren't we mysterious.
From the distressed leather to the smoky eyes, to the dark, shiny locks... you're pushing all my buttons. Yeah, I see you standing there, alone and aloof. It's like you're putting out warning signals to stay away, or else. Too bad I can't read smoke signals. Because I'm already headed straight in your direction!
Chambord & 7UP Scented
Whiskey River Soap- Office Naps
$ 9.95
Whiskey River Soap- Office Naps
$ 9.95
I was thinking really hard. Yes, sometimes my eyes close and my head lolls back when I think really extra-hard. Well yes, there can also be a smidge of drool. No really, it's actually a chiropractic-recommended ergonomic posture for aligning the neck muscles to alleviate a myriad of lower back problems that can arise from desk work such as sciatica and... hey, where are you going? I'm not bullshitting you this time, these are documented facts! Hey, it's called science, look it up!
Covid Candy Bowl Scented
Whiskey River Soap- Outdoor People
$ 9.95
Whiskey River Soap- Outdoor People
$ 9.95
If I'm inside, you can bet I'm thinking of being out. I'm just never more comfortable than when I'm knee-deep in swamps, poison ivy, and cicadas. In fact, I once knitted an entire sweater out of coyote fur and campfire smoke. If you don't believe me, check my Insta pics. I'm the one with the fierce abs, trail mix, and year-round suntan.
Summer Camp Scented
Whiskey River Soap- Real Blondes
$ 9.95
Whiskey River Soap- Real Blondes
$ 9.95
Oh, I'm dumb?
Look at you, working ever so diligently at a career that will take you all the way up to middle-management one day! Ok, ok, so I may be on that same career track, but that's not really the issue here, is it? It's my golden locks, isn't it? My lovely, flowing, completely natural sun-kissed waves just set you off. Well, too bad. I'm not apologizing for nothin'.
Barbie Pink Bubblegum Scented
Whiskey River Soap- Social Anxiety
$ 9.95
Whiskey River Soap- Social Anxiety
$ 9.95
I'm *cough* super sick
Otherwise, I would TOTALLY go to your [insert any social event here]. You know how much I love mingling. It's just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire. Silly me, I know. We can catch up later this week ... in text.
Vodka Vitamin Water Scented
Whiskey River Soap- Stoners
$ 9.95
Whiskey River Soap- Stoners
$ 9.95
It's 4:20 somewhere...
Blaze it! You don’t have to be in Colorado to get stoned; but it kinda helps when you don’t have to buy your grass from the sketchy high school D.A.R.E. officer like the rest of us. Best to keep this candle around for when the boys in blue show up. Its hypnotic shades of green and dank cannabis scent will provide the perfect cover for that weird smell in your apartment.
Cannabis Scented
Whiskey River Soap- Teachers
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
Whiskey River Soap- Teachers
$ 9.95 - Sold Out
It's a snow day somewhere...
But not for you! You have another full day of dealing with other people’s children AND their classroom shenanigans. And it’s not that you don’t love teaching. It’s more that nobody truly appreciates all the garbage you go through just to do your job. Isn’t it time people started thanking YOU for YOUR service?
Poisoned Apple Scented
Whiskey River Soap- That's What She Said
$ 9.95
Whiskey River Soap- That's What She Said
$ 9.95
That’s what she said! And who is she, you ask? The kinda person who has an office and a workspace, that's who. I mean, what kind of sociopath can create in the same place they conduct business? Hey, I know when I get frustrated, or irritated, or angry—I just smell all my soap and candles. And poof! It goes away, just like that. And that’s what she said.
Twinkie Scented
Whiskey River Soap- Tomorrow, Okay?
$ 9.95
Whiskey River Soap- Tomorrow, Okay?
$ 9.95
ME, procrastinate?
Never. I just know how to get things done quickly, and at the last second. It's just how I operate. I feel sorry for all those suckers who have everything completed as soon as it's assigned. Fools! Why, I just spent the last few weeks doing absolutely nothing, and all I had to do was stay up for the last 48 hours straight and now look... I'll be done in only 8 more hours! It's called a "plan." Ok? Maybe you've heard of it.
Distracting Lava Lamp (Fruity) Scented
